WEBSHITE

 Trying to build a website. Ask me how it's going? 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha…

NOT WELL. 

You know what? It's fine. I could knock up a website from one of the template- based websites in half an hour. Probably. I've picked one. I've seen the price options. I've pored over the templates. It'll look sort elegantly generic, but it'll do. 

I'm just going to bide my time. I'm not going to rush into it. I'm having commitment issues. Anything to avoid the sinking feeling of having chosen every aspect of the set-up incorrectly and been tied into a contract for the rest of my life for a website that doesn't do anything I want it to, and makes me look like a proper dick. 

But it won't. Probably. 

That's what I'll be doing.