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 Reform have won a huge victory in the local council elections. I knew they would as, since Brexit, pretty much everything has been delivered into the hands of the angry people, and Reform is the angry people's party*. Britain is an angry island and the angry people are everywhere, being angry at all the things. Pot holes. The RNLI rescuing drowning people. The obituary of someone they've never heard of. People being neuro-diverse. Pronouns. Other people driving cars. Cellulite. Weight loss. Saying anything at all on social media. Vaping on buses. The death of the high street. The death of pubs. General Europeans. Trying to be fair. Responsibility. Being questioned about their opinions. Having their opinions questioned. Being required to have opinions beyond stuff they read off a beermat in Wetherspoons.  It doesn't really matter, and it doesn't matter what it is. The way we live now, someone, somewhere is spitting venom at everything that's "good". Puppie...

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