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 Dreamed I was at a party and not really clicking. My anecdotes fizzling to nothing and I had to explain what my jokes meant to people who were simultaneously wincing and smiling, as though they were trying to listen but also had something stuck in a back tooth.  So I got out of there. In the dream.  I went to hang around with my brother Edward's friends, but he had a new friend whom I didn't know: "Fucking hell," said the new bloke, "look at this geezer. He must be Ed's dad!" I explained who I was, but he didn't really care, finding my entire existence hilarious. "Why are you dressed up like one of The House of Love, mate?" I didn't know what that meant in the dream and I don't know what it means now. What do The House of Love wear? Jumpers?  Yeah, jumpers. Jackets. The mad bastards.  I looked around and another of Edward's friends was Peter Cleal, who played Eric Duffy in "Please Sir!" He was laughing along with all ...

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