Publication Day
It's out. My book is out. It is available for purchase. If you don't see it in your local bookshop, you can order it. Or why not buy directly from my publisher Sagging Meniscus Press - https://www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/teeth/ - or even from Amazon, if that's how you choose to live your life, you degenerate. Regardless, the book is out. I am a published author. I mean, I've been published before, many times, in various places. But this is the first time a book is ALL me. In fact, it's undiluted me, it's TOO me. Because it's not a fiction. It describes a series of terrible things that happened to me at my own request, I paid for it, described in my own voice. You can hear me saying these things. Well, you can if you know me. If you don't, I'll describe the voice. It's a sort of posh estuary, but with Hampshire voicing on the O sounds (I say "floi" instead of "fly", apparently). There's a lot of splashy sibilance an
