No Comprende No. 76
Things I don't understand but they don't really matter much PART 76. Why do influencers insist on holding hairy little microphones between their thumb and forefinger now? Handheld mics exist. Clip on mics exist. I think the one they're holding IS a clip on mic. Boom mics exist. But they don't use them now. The hold these little fuzzy things like a sommelier proffering a cork for your perfunctory sniff. There's no need for this. Is that the point? Pointless shibboleths raised up like Hadrian's wall to keep witless Picts like me out. Fine. Do your weird things. I care so little I've barely written a hundred words about it. Believe you me, that is NOTHING.
