"Who?"
Today, on my Facebook feed, I saw some pictures of the Baftas and, in the comments, a man called Tony had written under each photo either "Who?" or "What are they doing there?" A picture of the famous actor David Tennant looking sharp in a suit at the Baftas: "What's he doing there?" I looked up Tony. He has posted only five times on his Facebook page, all memes about historical genocides. There is nothing of Tony there. He only has opinions on other people's pages. A while back it was Joanna Lumley's birthday. She was 79. Amongst all the congratulations and the "she's a national treasure"s, one man opined: "79? Yeah, and she looks it too." He was a chap called Roland, and I decided to check out Roland too. He's a man in late middle age. His eyes and mouth look like rogue nostrils. He has the beak of a raptor and eye bags that could save his life in a car crash. He's wearing a black rollneck and appears startle...