Making Nip Nip Happen.
I did Mallory Smart's Textual Healing podcast, and it sounds like the coke-addled ramblings of a lunatic - my sniff is positively percussive - but I had a cold is all. The same cold I have now, even though it was recorded a month ago. I didn't realise QUITE how snotty I sounded. I've got the mucus in me. At one point it sounds like I'm opening a bottle of Champagne as well. This certainly didn't happen. I play it sober for these professional gigs. Mallory sounds cool and languid throughout, and I sound like I've burst out of the Green Room of a 90's comedy club with a glazed expression and some very dry lips. Seriously. There is quite often a sniff when I do these things, but this is an insane amount of sudden, mucus-drenched inhalation. It's savage. Still there's some solid content: Mallory: "What's the most depressing name?" John: "Er...Curly Innards. No, Ray Sulk." https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/john-patrick-hi...
