Well, it's going, I guess...

 There are some days I'm extraordinary. I'm a shining ball of furious brilliance. God, I'm great. You remember when MC Hammer advised you can't touch this? I'm the this. The Sun King. I'm Apollo, landing in my big, stupid gold chariot. You need a golfing visor just to look at me. The cherubim and seraphim have penned a new tune and guess who it's about. It's about me. Don't guess, you take too long. I'll just tell you. 

 

And then there are days like today.

 Not going well.