John. Com

 I have a website. Why do I have a website? I don't know. A website is the sort of thing I should have, isn't it? A one stop shop for all things John Patrick Higgins, where I don't have to push the brand because the brand already has you up against the railings in the park and is demanding your dinner money. 

Tetsuya Ishida "Untitled" 2004

Here it is: www.johnpatrickhiggins.com

What a simple, classic web address. So easy to remember, to bookmark. 

There are links to all of my books. There are pull-out quotes from my reviews. There is an opportunity to contact me. There are the many, many events I shall be inviting you to. You will never need to talk to me again - all and any information you might require will be featured here. In the future, I'll attempt to link it to YouTube, so I can beguile you with my films, my podcasts, my various TED talks. But for now, this should be sufficient. 

I would like to thank Graeme Watson for all his help with this, and holding my hand every step of the way. He had never encountered technophobia like it. I'm a relic from another time, truly. 

I have a website. Like a real boy. I'm actually very excited by the prospect. Share my world.