I'm a big enough man to admit I was wrong and to put down the pie...

 All that stuff I wrote about Trump winning because it was an evil and fallen world? Never listen to me. The fucking clown is OUT. There will now be a brief, undisciplined civil war in America before everyone scrapes back to their houses wandering what the hell this recent popular delusion has been about. 

Illustration Mike Dicks

Thank fuck for that. 

That is so fine. So surprising. I'm so pleased. 

What a week to give up drinking though...